Oct 24, 2008

Oct 21, 2008

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When Mexican Customs lines attack! ... At least it's not as bad as flying into Brazil.

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Thanks to a certain GOP Senator, all airport bathroom stalls have now been 'Craigized' against hand-gesturing and glory-hole drilling...

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US Air: The Buchenwald of first class cabins... If I'm up here, I fear for those in coach right now.

Oct 17, 2008

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Financial hard times really are killing Vegas... On a Friday night, it's dead. Eek.

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Today it's Vegas. Next week, Amsterdam... But now, it's an exec from Google sitting next to me talking WAY too loudly on his cell phone.

Oct 15, 2008

Oct 14, 2008

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Without cheating using Google: Who is the artist who created this gigantic, intergalactic-looking turd?

*cues Jeopardy music*

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Oh Jamba Light, how you enrich my life and fill me with mango goodness...

Oct 12, 2008

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The single most important button on a commercial aircraft today: The seat-recline. Use it wisely.

Oct 7, 2008

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Exhibit A: It frightens me that most airport bathrooms resemble the movie sets for the 'Saw' films.

Oct 4, 2008

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I'm currently breaking into Parsons right now to find out where Tim Gunn sleeps...

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Checking out the 8pm Wicked performance: Hoping that Kerry Ellis has gotten over those first few jittery weeks in the lead role...

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I love Takashimaya

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Okay, now I'm just binging on carbs. NY Mag says this is THE spot for cookie connoisseurs. I'm taking their word for it.

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Yes, I am getting the nutter-butter cookies. I expect to pay dearly for this with some Bikram yoga back in San Antonio

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Waking up. Must find gym on LES. Suggestions?
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Oct 3, 2008

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In the event of an emergency water landing, my Diesel hightops take priority over women and children.
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Oct 2, 2008

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I think Sarah Palin is driving the soccer mom mobile in front of me. Her more defensive, less pageant-like anger double is standing in against Biden tonight.
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Have you actually seen the calorie counts at Subway? Fuck Jarod. He vomitted his way to being thin...
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I've succumbed to watching Chris Farley movies. It's too early for self-torture.
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Oct 1, 2008

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My most favorite holiday quickly approaches... Otherwise known as 'Gay Christmas.'
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