Jun 30, 2009

Wet Republic @ MGM

This orgy of people brought to you by a personal appearance from Lindsay Lohan

Jun 29, 2009

Hello, My Name Is...

Asshole. As in, this asshole spilled his coffee on my laptop bag and didn't even turn around to apologize. I wish him a Happy 4th and perhaps syphillis.

Okay, Let Me Elaborate...

• Fake as all hell prada baseball cap
• Bluetooth douchery
• REALLY fake Vuiton man-purse
• Ed Hardy clothing wearer
• ... And, he cut in line in front of me at Quiznos

Jun 16, 2009

Jun 12, 2009

This...

Is the reason why every summer I piss and moan about living in San Antonio. At this temp, I worry I'm going post-menopausal and having hot flashes.