Jul 30, 2009

FOYT: Willam Belli (as Jessica Simpson)





This is some seriously funny shit. http://itaintwilliam.blogspot.com/

This is What...

7 tons of worthless, 25 year-old AC looks like. It's just some Gorilla Glue away from being a piece of public (albeit, ugly) art.

Jul 28, 2009

Incredibly...





Boring. Year after year, the same ol' entertainment, washed-up live performances and no-name DJ's... Direct from -gasp- New York City! Tres chic.

Jul 21, 2009

Jul 18, 2009

I Considered...

Wrapping myself, naked, in this banner, but felt that not only would it be a bit tacky, but also that red does nothing for my figure...

Jul 16, 2009

Adidas White Tennies

There's something erotic about wearing these shoes without socks and I can't explain why...

Jul 5, 2009