May 30, 2010

Yup, I'm Alive...

I'm leaning down, ripping up and am ready for Speedo season. Bring on the shirtless days and sweaty nights *wink*

May 19, 2010

Smart Water, My Ass

Her secret is botox, repeated public humiliation and Bumble & Bumble surf spray... Any tranny worth her salt can tell you that.


.... They make great shoes. These are my traveling favorites. Slip on- slip off.

May 1, 2010

I'm Buying

... this woman a garment steamer. She looks like she's been sleeping in the backseat of a 1992 Ford Escort.

Hell on Wheels

Literally.... The AC packs weren't working. LOL