Dec 26, 2010

Dec 15, 2010


.... Even Santa uses FaceTime to masturbate with his hot elves at the North Pole.

Dec 13, 2010


Is how you start your airport day off right. A bloody mary and two tacos.

Dec 12, 2010

Indecent Happenings

While I don't know if the Spurs Coyote has had formal pole-dancing training, I will say he looked mighty comfortable on this railing.

What's More Entertaining?

Floor seats to today's Spurs game or the guys weird bald spot sitting in front of me. Tough call.

Dec 8, 2010

Happy Holidays

It smells like a mix of Bombay Gin, cigarettes and Ritalin. Yes, it's the Judy Garland candle.

Dec 7, 2010

I Don't Want...

To live in a world where an airport TGI Fridays thinks enough of itself to install a line barrier system. These things instill fear in me almost as much as a Friday's menu does.

Dec 5, 2010

This Woman

Took 10 minutes to order a fucking cup of coffee at an airport Starbucks. So many rules about how she wanted it. What's worse... The cheap color of her box-bought red hair.