by Benjamin Nicholas
Which when sitting in seat 5F means a bloody mary or two... Or three.
Montelena makes an excellent chardonnay. Not always easy to find on a menu.
Dumb as a brick, but world's better looking than Phelps. He's built like a man... And his knuckles don't seem to scrape the ground when he walks.
Give him 20 years and he'll look a brown paper bag full of old walnuts.
When the MD80 needs to refuel, that's code for hit the AAdmirals bar and enjoy some gin.
There's something about you
If I pose as a Travolta masseur will they let me past the front door?
This could be fun
My office on the road and where I live out all flight delays
I love domestic flights with international first class cabins
Just snared the new MBP 15-inch retina. RAMed out and ready to travel.
Was this sticker on my ass when I woke up this morning?
Benjamin and the Burro
'Till I drop
Closing later this month in Vegas. Adios ol' man.
Best on the Strip... Move over Peppermill.
You might be the white trash capital of America, but you still glitter so well.
I feel so subversive taking this snapshot. Is that a paparazzi telephoto she's rocking?
The fruits of my labor
A bloody mary is always my priority when starting a day of travel
I'm actually sleeping while sitting here